The Most Epic Chinese To ‘English’ Translation Fails
Here is a collection of Chinese public signs and their attempted ‘English’ translations.
Why hate veggies?
This is getting dangerous!
Poor deformed people
Crap stick should be good
That’s going to be one drunk cock!
What did he say?
A time sex thing?
I second the motion!
Poor, poor duck!
Evil rubbish… go away!
Urinate in the pool…You are the best!
Fried cat ears and rotten child…OMG
Wang had to burn what?
I am not buying crap no matter how fresh!
I am not ordering stupid bean sprouts!
OK…. I didn’t know they were for sale…
Yup if they say it’s crap, it’s crap!
Ya’ll better be careful when you slip and fall!
Don’t wake them up!
I didn’t know they made soup for them
This is going to be dangerous
But I only want to go to the bathroom
Don’t touch yourselves, they’ll do that for you!
Uh oh. I’m not coming here.
Better watch out for the missing foot…
Yeah, keep them away!
Can I order some whatever?
This is suddenly unappetizing
You all better beware of safety!