The Most Epic Chinese To ‘English’ Translation Fails


Here is a collection of Chinese public signs and their attempted ‘English’ translations.

Why hate veggies?

OMG

OMG

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This is getting dangerous!

Poor deformed people

Poor deformed people

Crap stick should be good

Crap stick should be good

That's going to be one drunk cock!

That’s going to be one drunk cock!

What did he say?

What did he say?

A time sex thing?

A time sex thing?

I second the motion!

I second the motion!

Poor, poor duck!

Poor, poor duck!

Evil rubbish... go away!

Evil rubbish… go away!

Urinate in the pool...You are the best!

Urinate in the pool…You are the best!

Fried cat ears and rotten child...OMG

Fried cat ears and rotten child…OMG

Wang had to burn what?

Wang had to burn what?

I am not buying crap no matter how fresh!

I am not buying crap no matter how fresh!

I am not ordering an stupid bean sprouts!

I am not ordering stupid bean sprouts!

OK.... I didn't know they were for sale...

OK…. I didn’t know they were for sale…

Yup if they say it's crap, it's crap!

Yup if they say it’s crap, it’s crap!

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Ya’ll better be careful when you slip and fall!

Don't wake them up!

Don’t wake them up!

LOL

LOL.. kinky!

 

I didn't know they made soup for them

I didn’t know they made soup for them

What???

What???

This is going to be dangerous

This is going to be dangerous

But I only want to go to the bathroom

But I only want to go to the bathroom

Don't touch yourselves, they'll do that for you!

Don’t touch yourselves, they’ll do that for you!

Uh oh. I'm not coming hear.

Uh oh. I’m not coming here.

What??

What??

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Better watch out for the missing foot…

Yeah, keep them away!

Yeah, keep them away!

Can I order some whatever?

Can I order some whatever?

This is suddenly unappetizing

This is suddenly unappetizing

You all better beware of safety!

You all better beware of safety!

 


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